Friend: You were so drunk yesterday.
Girl: Psht, no.
Friend: Yes you were. You went up to a truck and whispered" I know your secret, Optimus Prime."
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AléatoireRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
