Dude: Yesterday I was in a restaurant and I really wanted to pass gas.
Friend: And?
Dude: The music was really loud.
Friend: Ok.
Dude: So I did...
Friend: But?
Dude: I noticed it was from my iPod. I had earphones on.
Friend: HAHAHAH!
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
