Daughter: Daddy can you go to the bathroom, there's a moth I need you to kill.
Daughter: Daddy hurry! I'm gonna cry.
Daughter: Daddy?
Dad: Dad's dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
