Son: Hey dad, I just got suspended.
Dad: What! Why?!
Son: Well, the teacher said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me."
Son: So I threw a dictionary at him and said "How's that for words not hurting you?!"
Dad: That's my son!
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
