Boy: My gf is pregnant but we used protection!
Friend: ... My dear friend, let me explain. There was a man in the forest, with his umbrella. He saw a tiger. He triggered his umbrella and the tiger died.
Boy: Haha! That's impossible. Someone else might have shot the tiger.
Friend: EXACTLY!!!!!
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
