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Pregnant

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Daughter: Dad, I got my boyfriend pregnant.

Dad: Get back here young lady! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Daughter: Lol dad.

Dad: This is not even funny!

Daughter: Wait for it...

Dad: oh.

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