Daughter: Dad, I got my boyfriend pregnant.
Dad: Get back here young lady! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Daughter: Lol dad.
Dad: This is not even funny!
Daughter: Wait for it...
Dad: oh.
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