Boy: *at a wedding* Mommy, why is the girl dressed in white?
Mom: Because it is the happiest day of her life.
Boy: Then why is the guy dressed in black?
Mom: . . .
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Boy: *at a wedding* Mommy, why is the girl dressed in white?
Mom: Because it is the happiest day of her life.
Boy: Then why is the guy dressed in black?
Mom: . . .