Enemy: God donut! I mean duck.
Enemy: My ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss.
Guy: I know we're supposed to be mad at each other but this is funny.
Enemy: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head.
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NezařaditelnéRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Under construction☢ Highest Rank: #21