Daughter: Mom, where are you?
Mom: I just got out of the store. I'm coming home now.
Daughter: MOM, I CAME WITH YOU TO THE STORE!!!
Mom: Oh shit. I'll be right there.
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
