Man: What happened last night.
Friend: You were drunk last night.
Man: I was?
Friend: You were cutting open pineapples while saying "SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!".
Man: ...
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
