Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Tell me the good news first!
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um, I forgot to tell you yesterday.
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
