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Police: Where do you live?

Person: With my parents.

Police: Where does your parents live?

Person: They live with me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Person: Together

Police: Where is your house?

Person: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house?

Person: You won't believe me of I told you.

Police: Tell me!

Person: Next to my house.

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