Kyle:
"I've got to go babysit Ike!"
"Dude, your mom's home right now."
"Shut up!"
Stan:
"I think I have shin splints, got to go."
"Just chill for a bit and man up."
"Shelly needs me to go get her tampons."
Kenny(he still sounds muffled but this is the translated version, 'kay? I'll do this every time unless I say otherwise):
"My dad needs me to go on a beer run for him."
"You're underage."
"I don't give a fuck"
Cartman:
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Craig:
"I'm going to go hang out with [Y/N], I don't give a shit if you like it or not."
Tweek:
"I-I need to fill in for m-my dad at-GAH-work!"
"What else would your dad be doing?"
"Ack! Too much pressure, man! I'm just g-gonna hang out with [Y/N], okay?!"
Token:
"My dad wants me back at home."
"Why? It's four."
"So what?"
Butters:
"I have to go home, or I'll get grounded!"
"You're allowed to stay over for another hour, dumbass."
Jimmy:
"G-g-gotta go p-practice my comedy rou-routine."
"Don't fuck it up."
A/N
If I missed anybody's favorite guy character then I'm sorry. These are just the ones that popped into my head first and the one's I know the best.
-ParkingSouth
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