***Set before you're dating
Kyle:
"Hey, [Y/N]! Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you."
Stan:
"Are you the tide? Because you've swept me away."
Kenny:
"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell!"
Cartman:
"You don't need Red Bull, angels already have wings."
Craig:
"I don't like pickup lines, but I like you."
Tweek:
"I-if there wasn't any gravity, I'd still fall for y-GAH! NEVER MIND! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"
Token:
"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest."
Butters:
"If I were a stoplight, I'd turn red every time you pass by so I can stare at you longer."
Jimmy:
"W-we're not socks, but I-I think we'd be a p-p-perfect pair."
A/N
Nearly done with a long preference, it's so far 5,000 words long which honestly shocks me because I thought I would be making these a few sentences to a few paragraphs long. I'll work on making them shorter than what I can do in nearly two weeks. It should be published soon, I'm just finishing up on Butters and Jimmy's. So yeah.
Also, does anyone else get bothered when the South Park girls are put in a negative light in fan fictions? This always makes me irritated because the girls are the most rational ones in the series and they're actually nice. Remember the episode where Butters faked his own death and dressed up like a girl to sneak into Heidi's sleepover? They made fun of her(him) but felt guilty and apologized and actually gave the girl Butters tips and included her(him). They're not bad, they're not bullies, and they don't beat up the main character. I mean, Kyle and his friends are responsible for multiple murders and injuries, plus they sent Trent Boyette to juvie multiple times for something they did. If anything, rip on the boys. Wendy's friends aren't perfect, but they're fourth graders, I was no where near as mature as they were when I was nine.
So yeah, a rant. Sorry, this just pisses me off.
Anyone else see the season twenty premiere today? I loved it so much!
-ParkingSouth
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South Park Preferences and Imagines
Fanfiction"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folk without temptation." BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS ***If you are easily offended/triggered, this may not be the book for you
