South Park Preferences and Imagines

5. How They Ask You Out

Kyle:
When Kyle asked [Y/N] out, it wasn't anything extravagant or magical but [Y/N] loved it all the same. Even if it was Stan who put together the whole thing.

"[Y/N]?" Said girl faced Stan and hummed in acknowledgment.

"Kyle's home sick so he had me say this, um, he wants to talk to you before school tomorrow at seven." Stan said awkwardly, [Y/N] and Stan were friends for the most part so she was confused why he seemed so awkward.

"Couldn't he just text me this?" She asked suspiciously.

"His phone died." Stan replied a little too quickly.

"Uh-huh, then how do you know to tell me this? And couldn't he, I don't know, use the magical thing called a phone charger?" [Y/N] narrowed her eyes at Stan, analyzing him for any information for god knows what he could be planning. Either that or if he was actually telling the truth.

"Look, I went to Kyle's house before school to get my backpack that I left there over the weekend and he said that he was sick and that Ike broke his phone charger because he spilled water on it!" Stan exclaimed.

"That's awfully specific, but alright. By the way, it's Wednesday, not Monday." [Y/N] said as she left Stan mumbling to himself and looking the slightest bit triumphant.

Early the next morning, [Y/N] forgot to change her alarm to a slightly earlier time so she could meet up with Kyle. So she had to rush to do everything and make up a half baked excuse to leave early.

"I, uh, said I'd help Wendy bring in her science project in early!
You know how Wendy is, always going above and beyond." [Y/N] awkwardly blew out some hair from her face and leaned on her elbow on the kitchen table. Not to mention the awkward grin. Stan suddenly wasn't the only bad liar.

"[Y/N], that sounds like the shittiest lie ever. So whatever you're doing, make sure it's not stupid." [Y/N]'s mom said warily. [Y/N] tensed up.

"Bye, mom and dad!" She squeaked before running out of the door.

"Forgot your backpack!"

Once [Y/N] finally managed to get her backpack, she was only five minutes after seven. She considered that a great success.

"Kyle! I see you're not blowing snot into tissues in bed today!" [Y/N] said cheerily and then internally cringed. She just said the most charming thing to her crush, by charming she meant vulgar.

"Oh, heh, yeah. I'm actually really confused, Stan said that he'd be here for something..." Kyle said with an awkward cough.

"Dude! Psst! Goddamn do it!" Kyle and [Y/N] looked into the bushes to see Kenny and Stan glaring at Kyle. The most ridiculous part was that they were wearing camouflage and had twigs in their hair.

"What?! Go away, guys!" Kyle said while blushing, blushing?

"Wait, are you gay for guys wearing camo or something? You look mortified, maybe you have a boner? Please no, like I'm right here and-"

"What?! No!" Kyle said, he looked even more mortified as [Y/N] liked to call it.

"Trust us! He's far from gay!" Kenny winked at them and dragged Stan away.

"But this was my idea!" Stan protested.

"Yeah and it'll fail if you stay here and watch them do their thing! And I thought that I was the pervert!" Kenny shot the pair a grin and pulled Stan away.

"Wh-what was that about?" [Y/N] asked as Kyle rubbed the back of his neck.

"Okay... [Y/N]? This is definitely not the easiest thing ever so I'll just do it." Kyle looked her straight in the eyes and kissed her. [Y/N] sort of froze up, she felt Kyle's lips on hers and she couldn't figure out what to do.