South Park Preferences and Imagines

17. Others Talk About Your Relationship

***Set after you're dating(duh)

Kyle:
Stan- "I'm the one who planned them getting together so I think it's only fair to say I approve. He's been pining after her since the third grade so after what, eight years, he finally gets her? South Park isn't really known for fairytale endings but I think this'll last at least a few years, if not forever."

Kenny- "They're so cute and sweet together it makes my teeth hurt, but in a good way. Unlike Stan, I played a major role in them getting together so I get most of the credit.

"Shut up, McCormick, I helped!"

"STAN SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK DON'T BE A PUSSY, where was I? Oh yeah, before I was very rudely interrupted by Sassy Stan here, I think they're good together. Plus they mock Cartmam together and I find that extremely funny."

Cartman- "Why won't they fuck off! If I had to pick someone to hate more than Kyle, it was [Y/N] because she's not only hot, but totally against me! And she's dating that Jew, ble-"

"Shut up, Cartman!"

"Shove it, fatass!"

"-shut up Stan and Kenny, I know you hate it when they kiss in the lunchroom!"

Craig- "I don't really pay much attention to them, but Kyle makes sure everybody knows she's the girl for him with an infamous speech of his. It's kinda cringey but they're happy together so I'd be a total asshole if I said they're too sweet for my taste, which I did say so I am an asshole."

Tweek- "They come to my parents' shop, like, everyday! Gah! I practically know when to make them which drink and how many cups they're order when doing their homework! They always get four cups of hot chocolate with cinnamon and-"

Token- "I don't know what everybody's talking about, I don't really like them together, maybe it's because I used to have a crush on her but I don't know. Just doesn't feel right to me."

Butters- "Aw-! They're so cute together! I wish I had a girlfriend like that, that would be great! They're just so compatible and they're like the ultimate power couple! I heard that Kyle wants to be a lawyer when he's older and [Y/N] is just so supportive! It's amazing!"

Jimmy- "I-I-I personally f-feel that they are the school's smartest couple. I-it would be Stendy b-but Stan's k-kind of a b-blockhead. Honestly, I n-nearly though K-Kyle was gay until he d-dated [Y/N] and was fully invested."

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Stan:
Kyle- "I think it's pretty cool how Stan's studying more, guess he wants to be the best he can be for [Y/N], haha. Anyways, she's changed him a bit, but in a good way. 'Course he was always a bit of a downer but I really think he's gonna stop drinking and focus more on the good in life. So I'm grateful for that at least."

Kenny- "You get the captain of the football team and a hot girl together, and what to you get? A perfect match! Bam! Haha! I think they're pretty cute together, but Stan needs to watch himself more! [Y/N]'s feisty as hell when he does some stupid shit! Haha, he always looks so startled, it's hilarious!"

Cartman- "I don't really give a shit, everyone's used to Stan having a bitch, ever since the third grade with Testaburger. Just find it kinda weird that Wendy and [L/N] are friends but [L/N]'s dating Wendy's ex."

Craig- "[Y/N]'s always been a good friend of mine, but that Stan... I don't know, he's not the greatest influence since he's always getting into some sort of stupid shit. Plus that drinking problem, once sent him to the hospital and made her worried sick. Heard he's getting better about it, I don't know. Me and Tweek made a bet if Stan's actually gonna stop drinking before the school year's up. Just don't want [Y/N] sobbing in the hospital waiting room again."