South Park Preferences and Imagines

27. You Die AUs

***After you're dating
***Just some festive shit, trigger warning
***Doesn't co-exist in other preference universes
***Edited to add Jimmy and Butters

Kyle:
Nobody really saw it coming; you were shot. It wasn't as if some traumatic event led up to this or some shooter was gunning the place down. It just happened. One of the students had a major panic attack and, somehow, had a gun. Then, they shot you. They were arrested and put into mental care, but Kyle felt as if he needed that mental care as well. Sure, he had dealt with death and destruction before, but this was completely foreign to him. Nobody close to him really died, this was just so... strange for him. It was like all of the color left the world and was replaced with the what-ifs, what if he didn't tell you to take that damn extra PE class with him, what if he didn't tell you to go to school that day even though you said you felt ill, what if, what if, what if. Kyle mostly kept to himself and didn't let people near him. He blamed himself for not being wary enough of that student. So it ended up with Kyle turning down his friends and him moving away because his parents agreed that South Park was finally too traumatic for him now.

Stan:
A Black Plague swept through the town, this wasn't exactly the craziest thing that's been in South Park but one of the deadliest. Well, it wasn't a plague, more like an alien enhanced version of the flu that Randy accidentally unleashed on the town... Anyways, you got sick and simply dropped dead. Stan was out with his dad to find a cure, and when he came back with it be was told you had already died. Stan didn't really know what to think. He just had so many regrets. He should've told you how much you meant to him. Stan just wished he didn't argue with you before he left with his dad. He felt so much sorrow and regret, he mostly drank himself to sleep on the worst of the nights and even then you were there to meet him in his nightmares.

Kenny:
"No, no, no, no!" Kenny checked your eyes to make sure you were still with him. You sputtered and spat out blood.

"K-Kenny, I don't want to die." You moaned fearfully. The stab wound was deep and fatal. The ambulance was taking its sweet-ass time getting there. Kenny couldn't do anything as he watched the light slowly fade from your eyes.

"[Y-Y/N]!" Kenny let out a whimper as you didn't reply. He frantically felt for a pulse; he found none. A few days later, he was still in denial of the whole ordeal. He denied that you were stabbed by your crazy ex boyfriend from Beaverton, he denied that you were dead. Kenny denied that he felt your pulse as it slowly faded to nothing.

"It wasn't supposed to be you, you shouldn't of gone in front of me..." Kenny knew that your ex was after him. He knew that after he died, your ex would leave and Kenny would just wake up as per usual. But since you didn't remember him dying, you pulled the noble move and get in the way of the throwing knife. School wasn't important anymore, nothing was important, and the only thing he did was take care of Karen at home. He didn't bother going to work and didn't care that he was fired.

"Kenny, I think you need a guardian angel right now. Maybe I can get mine to help you!"

Cartman:
Cartman had no idea his bomb would go off in third period instead of fifth. He was hired by the FBI to place a bomb in his classroom to kill a foreign spy from some other country. But Cartman set the time two hours too soon, and you were blown up along with your classroom and Kenny. Cartman didn't really feel remorse very often, but he sure as hell felt the guilt weighing deeply in his stomach. He didn't really like being around his friends, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan offered no comfort when he had his worst days. Not like how you had.

Craig:
Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Cartman managed to bring zombies to South Park. Craig would've laughed and brushed it off if you weren't one of the victims. It was pretty gruesome, not exactly the "last and final goodbyes" scenes from movies. Craig realized that you weren't going to say goodbye when your lungs were too filled with blood to possibly speak. And then, you died. He didn't really show much emotion anyways, so nobody really noticed anything different with him. But at home was a completely different situation, no more pillow and blanket forts with Ruby. He would just lock himself in his room and wonder why it wasn't somebody else. Nobody really talked to him about it, because when they did he got angry and went to detention more than usual for accounts of hitting students and the high school councilor; Ms. Allery.

Tweek:
Murdered. You knew too much about a serial killer case so the killer killed you. Tweek was left to have a panic attack during your funeral when it was an open-casket event. Afterwards, he was pretty unstable. Scratch that, he couldn't handle pretty much anything. He had an anxiety attack when his cousin have him a surprise visit; that's what you always did. His parents gave him treatment and were the definition of "pill-pushers" when they finally saw how unstable he was. Then one accidental overdose later, he died as well.

Token:
A series of unfortunate events. First, you were admitted in the hospital for breaking your wrist. Then they accidentally switched the pain medication drip with a used one; the patient for the used one had some sort of disease. Then, you got sick. And then, you died in your sleep. He got really angry afterwards; nothing could really calm him down. He started ignoring everyone and didn't focus on anything but making maps of the places you guys visited before you died.

Butters:
He's traumatized. Butters never knew that taking up breakdancing would cause this much damage. He thought that something like the whole tap dancing scenario wouldn't happen to him again. Butters was wrong. You came to his first breakdancing show, and his shoe came flying off. He didn't mean it, but it hit a stage light and... one thing led to another and you died along with eleven other people. Butters had to go through extreme therapy and refused to talk to anybody.

Jimmy:
Don't even. He went on a comedy tour for juniors as a birthday present from his cousins and ended up hearing that you were murdered while he was in Denver. Jimmy came home immediately and found out that the cause of your death was one of Stan's group's ideas. They had the bright idea to become become interns at the fire station and when your house caught fire they were unable to put it out. The other Park County firefighters were too late by the time they decided to call. Jimmy then refused to return onto the comedy tour and never forgave Stan's group. He didn't give up comedy, but it was obvious he didn't have the same edge as he used to. Jimmy now refused to leave town unless absolutely needed to because he didn't want to be away while someone else close to him died.

A/N
I made a new SP book for headcannons, be sure to check it out!
I realize that I didn't really make your guy's deaths very dramatic with the "final goodbyes"... I read a lot about how people get stabbed in fictions and I end up thinking "wait, if they got stabbed in the lungs then how are they still talking?" So I decided that sudden deaths would suit the South Park storylines better because a lot of the time the deaths don't really have a lot of events leading up to their deaths. I mean, Kenny used to die in the earlier seasons a lot.
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