"Uhm, Alyssa, Anak, basta mag relax ka lang para di ka mukhang stress."
"Stressh? What do you mean, Daddy? Buong week kaya akong nag pa-shpa. Nagpa-ventosha rin ako para mawala all the negative vibesh. Nagtaka lang ako kashe muntik na pati yung face ko i-ventosha. Shabi nung massheuse mukha daw kashi akong stressh kahit di naman. Kainish nga daddy."
"Di ko naman sya masisi, anak."
"Ano po yun?"
"Wala, I said, get ready na. We're going to the church na and we'll do business."
-- Church:
Alyssa
Everything's sho perfect. I can shee the shet-up of the church from the car. The aisle ish filled with baby's breath and crystalsh. The altar is well decorated with imported flowersh, indeed, itsh gonna be the wedding of the year. I can't wait any longer but shabi ni Ms. Sophie, our planner, Later na daw ako lumabash cause di pa daw complete my entourage.
"Ms. Ly, You should re-touch muna while waiting for your entourage na macomplete."
"Why? Nagfade na ba agad my make up? And by the way, thish will be the lasht time you'll call me Missh."
"Uhm.. No naman Ms. Alyssa, but I think kulang pa your make up. Dapat mukhang fresh po. And what do you mean? Mister na po ba kayo after this?"
"Bakit di ba ko mukhang fresh? And anong mishter?!"
"Uhm, excuse me, Mr. I mean, Ms. I'll check lang if complete na sha loob. I mean, sa loob. Ano ba yan! Nakakahawa ka girl!"
"Shige na, go! Nai-ishtress ako shayo."
"Im so sorry, Miss. In fairness, ang bilis magreflect sa inyo ng stress ha. Sige po, excuse me."
What does she mean? Mukha akong stressh? Hay nako!!! Pashalamat sya magaling shila or elshe di shila kukunin namin na event planner! Ughhh
30 minutes later...
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"MISSH SHOPHIE! ANO NA?! NAGSHTART NA BA MY WEDDING NG DI AKO SHINASHABIHAN?!"
"Ms. Alyssa, Please calm down. We're trying na maging maayos po yung wedding nyo but.."
"But what?! Im going in!"
I opened the door of the church and it revealed all of my guests, my parents, Kiefer's parents and all of them looked uneasy.
"What'sh happening here?! Bakit di pa maayosh my entourage?! Miss Shophie!! Mygod! Where'sh my flower girlsh? Brideshmaidsh? Let'sh line up guysh!"
I was busy trying to line up my entourage when Jeron hugged me.
I don't understand.
"Ly, Wala pa si Kiefer."
--- Syempre nasingit ko pa yung pinagkakaabalahan ko this past few days? months? hahaha!
If curious kayo, please like yung page ni Ms.Sophie 😉 (PM me for the link) Contact them pala if you're looking for an event planner/stylist. They give referral fee! Chaching ✨ haha! Thanks!!!