The Great Pretender

Règles

Rule No. 1

No making out sa sala, kitchen, dining or anywhere na we share in common

Akala nya talaga nag mmake out kami ni Von? Yuck naman!

"Sorry, Kief ha. Wait, ok lang Kief nalang tawag ko sayo? Sorry ulit ang feeling close ko. Feeling ko kasi friends na tayo. Haba kasi ng Kiefer or ano ba gusto mo? Sis? Sissy? Besh?"

"Hahaha! Mika, Ano ba yang choices mo, ang jej ha! Ayaw mo ng babe? bbq.. mga ganun?"

"Funny mo no! hahaha di pwedeng babe, yun na tawag ko sa boyfriend ko e. Cute naman yung besh ah, parang bes pero may speech defect."

BV naman oh, may boyfriend pala to si Mika. Ok lang at least ako naman kasama nya.

"B nalang kaya para short for Besh? haha!"

"Pinupush mo talaga ah. Oh sige na nga... B" short for baby wahahaha!

Rule No. 2

Bawal pumasok sa room ng isa't-isa

Aside from privacy, dun ko nalang matatago na di talaga ko gay. Hassle pala magtago ng totoong identity.

Rule No. 3

If may visitor ang isa, sabihan ang isa. You know, courtesy lang

Rule No. 4

Let's schedule rin yung pag linis ng unit, starting from the dishes to dusting ng place

"Ay, B, dont worry about the cleaning kasi may maid kami na pumupunta dito every weekends to clean this place."

"Oh I see, sige sige. Sa dishes na lang scheduling natin hehe"

Rule No. 5

When a problem arises, we must talk like a grown-up. Passive-aggressive Post-It notes are for losers.

Rule No. 6

We'll set up a joint account for rent, bills, and pizza

Rule No. 7

You must never judge how much your housemate eats

"Okay, Uhmm Miks, why do I feel na malakas ka kumain?"

"Hahaha! Oh god, ang prangka mo masyado, B! But yea, ok lang ba yun? wag mo ko pag-dietin ha?"

Rule No. 8

If one of us gets home drunk, the other one must make sure they get to bed OK

Rule No. 9

We must never tell each other's secrets to anyone. No secret leaves this house.

"So ano yung 10th rule?"

"Wala pa ko maisip e. We'll figure it out na lang"

Whew. Kinabahan ako, kala ko Rule No. 10 yung cliché movie rules na bawal mainlove sa isa't-isa. Haha! May chance ka pa, Kiefer!

...Kundi nga lang ako bading sa paningin nya.