Evanora

Ellen Interview: Jane Ross

Everyone screams as she skips onto the stage and hops into her chair.

"HI," She says sprightly.

Ellen: "Why hello there! How's life?"

Jane: "Uh, good. Dan and I, we're still alive so, that's pretty cool I suppose. Oh my god, speaking of, on the way here there was this little girl who was like four or five and she sees me and goes: 'look, papa, she's dead!'" She says.

Ellen: "Did you say hi?"

Jane: "Oh, yeah, I said hi to a little girl who thought I was a zombie!" She says sarcastically. "I put my hood up and jogged away. Oh great, now that I think about it, people are going to think I'm a murderer. Well I guess better than a zombie,"

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Ellen: "So apparently you are very well known on Snapchat for being a totally awesome goofball,"

Jane: "Aww thank you--- well yeah, I do a lot of dumb and adventurous things on there,"

Ellen: "So when did this rebellion begin?"

Jane: "Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say that it was a rebellion, but the first really big thing I did was when I was sixteen and I ran around the subway trains in my Harry Potter costume and whipped spells at people."

Ellen: "Exactly so it was a teenage rebellion,"

Jane: "Sure, yeah. I guess in a way it kind of was because I hated the vision of growing up and being normal, and that was like a step farther from child acting, so it was great. And now I still do goofy stuff, nothing nearly as big as that, though."

Ellen: "We have some clips from of you from when you were sixteen and up until now. Let's have a look:"

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Jane laughs as her 20-something year old self watches her sixteen year old self dance in pajamas and lip-sync with her bright orange fluffy cat in her hands, the cat that played crookshanks.

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Next clip, an 18 year old Jane Ross in a messy bun in someone's car stick's their tongue out and blows at the paparazzi childishly and the camera turns to the paparazzi, backed up behind her in traffic as she gets away

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Next clip, the phone camera is pointed at a very large flatscreen T.V. that is playing Scooby-doo, and the person holding the camera (Jane Ross) is singing the scooby-doo theme song along with the T.V.

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Next clip, Jane Eva. Ross goes up a down escalator and then down an up escalator.

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Then, she sits on the rail cooly while holding a pose for the camera until a security walks by, she mutters shit while laughing and rolls onto the steps without him noticing. He then hears the thump and turns around to see her mortified on the escalator.

"Ma'am, are you okay?" he says.

"Oh-- yes, thank you sir. You should probably talk to someone about how slippery the escalator is, it really is dangerous," she lies with a serious acting face. The person holding the camera erupts into silent laughter and runs away.

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