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Boarding School Girls

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Mae goes to boarding school and meets Lily, Delia and Ari. They prank get in trouble and hate their other room mate Miu (at some point) . They Prank some more, repeat, Be sarcastic bitches. and oh so very more is their story (ALSO MINE! Lily...

#rant

:O TOMATO!

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by TheFailWhale

by TheFailWhale

"Your hair looks like a tumatu" Lily said with a strand of Delias hair.

"Tomato"Delia corrected

"No.Tumatu"

"NO!"

"YES"

"NO!"

"YES"

"NO!"

"YES"

"NO!"

"YES"

"NO!"

"YES"

"Patatoe Patatu, Tomato Tomatu!"I exclaimed out of breath from running from a girl whos most definetly pms-ing.

"Whats wrong with-" She wqas cut of by a shrill MAE! "The closet." Delia whispered. "You know how you can fit into boxes?" I nodded. I used to take gymnastics last year. "Theres a box..." I ran away.

"Shes in a box in the closet." She sold me out...i'm not actulaaly in a box i was on a shelf. Tehehe. "Ari...What did she do?"

"She threw Aggitha...her pet rock at my coffe...It's gone" I gould hear the pout.

"Lets get you new coffe" The door shut.

"HEY! I'M IN HERE! HEY! HEY! HEEEELLPPPP! JAMES LILY? AR-NO! DELIA!? MOMM-WAIT NO! SYR-NO! GRRRRRRR! OUCH DAMNIT!" I have fallen of the shelf...ouchies. The door opened to show...*Does Lily Song* MIU!

"GASP! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP SLUT ALERT BEEP BEEP- ouch..no need for voilence"

"Get up."

"WHEN JACOB BLACK DECIDES TO PUT A SHIRT ON!"

She turned around and left. I'm so ninja. She didn't notice the stickynot i put on her back...NINJA!

"HEY! JAMES! POTTER..NO SORRY NOT POTTER! WILLIS! PLEASE WHERES LILY FLOWER!?" He swiftly turned around...uh-ohhhh