"Curious...I wonder what my ex Derrik is doing with Hanna...eating eachother faces...Bitch doesn't learn! I dye her mother fu-Forkin hair pink and green and she goes for more! I fill her bra's with pudding! Draw on her face!"
"Mae..calm down." I nodded reaching in my boot.
"Is that a mini paint gun? Wait you and Derrik broke up?"
"Yes. Not officially. He doesn't know. Get down" I pulled Ari's leg. "Take this one." I handed her the one from my boot while i took the one duck taped to my tummy.
"Hurts like sh-Shirts..when you pull it off but worth it." I unhooked the paint balls-heehehhe- and aimed for Hanna. "Aim for the boob crack." I said nodding swiping face paint under my eyes.
"Where do you get this?" I patted my Dora Backpack.
"One. Two. Thre-WAIT! We can't. Paintballs are to far. TO THE PRANK JOURNAL!"
"Like.A.Mother Fu-Fudger.Boss!" I stopped to look at Derrik. I fliped him off and slumped. "Ari. I think i might go lesbian."
"Why? Why not Bi?"
"Because. Guys are to much to handle. It's quite sad that our relation ship was only like one week." I pouted.
"It was like three...." She corrected.
I smiled and waved my hand. "I knew that! Holy moma. I take that back..."
"That is one piece of man." Ari agreed nodding.
"Hes hotter than the bottom of my laptop! Oops! Think he heard...wait false alarm."
"Is that a trace of a six pack i notice?" I shook my head at her.
"You whore face." And I walked away.
Ari caught up with me. "If i had a dollar for each boyfriend you had..?"
"Hmh...One, Two, Three, Four, Five....And futer six" I said winking at laptop guy. HE WINKED BACK!
"Whos the whore face now, Lynn?"
"Still you! I bet you Lily and James are snogging-" I started but was cut off.
"Snogging? Like that term for making out?" I nodded.
"Ten bucks!" Ari payed my ten bucks. "We havn't even-EWWW! Scared and Scarred!"
BADA BING BADA BOOM! EYEYE! <----That;s not half of the prank. I mean. You should expect more of me! Should i post some of my entries in my Prank Journal?
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Boarding School Girls
Teen FictionMae goes to boarding school and meets Lily, Delia and Ari. They prank get in trouble and hate their other room mate Miu (at some point) . They Prank some more, repeat, Be sarcastic bitches. and oh so very more is their story (ALSO MINE! Lily...
