Boarding School Girls

The Big Purchase! And Some SOCKS!

SOOOOOO....I went on vacation and shit went....downnnnnn.  Like me cursing off a stranger because she didn't like the Kalinbow and Stelena.

I was like "Wheres you knowledge b*tch?"

ANYWHORE!!!!!

"Mae..What are you doing?" Delia asked me looking at the computer screen.

"Buying an owl." I said mater-o-factly.

"Why?" She asked with a laugh.

        "MERLIN, DEL!  I can owl wizards, witches, and b*tches now! Silly!"

        "You don't have parchment!" She yelled at me.

        I wiggled my eyebrows ". . . . Or Do IIIIII?" I smirked at her pulling out prachment from my Jenna Marbles Ninja Turtle bag.

        "Your a fawxing creep" Lily said entering the room with James holding her hand.

        "A sexy creep." I said.  "Ello, James Potter.  'Ows Quidditch?" I asked in the fake posh accent i stole from OverTheKlainbow (Sammy)

        James blinked at me.  "Your lucky Lily told me to be nice." He said glaring.

        I swished my hand and made whip noises whil my lips.  Ari came out of the closet (NOT LIKE THAT) Legit out of the closet.  Well, she poked out her head and giggled.  "Remember when we were like, bezzies?"

        "No." James said.  Ouch.  That hurt my ego. . . alot.

        "When will it come?" Lily asked pushing james down so she could sit on his lap.

        "You guys are soooo cute!" I squeeled.

        "Well. . It's time for classes." James said rolling his eyes.

        "Sweet.  To bad i can't find my tie." I said fiddling (aha love that word.) with my school blouse.

        "Use. . ." Ari said confused stroking her chin.

        "A sock?" Delia joked.  Great Idea!

        "Why not?  Your always smarticle." I said smiling.

        "That because your a dumb blonde." Lily said eyeing me.

        "And you, have no soul." I smartly replied "Ginger" I coughed tiend on the blue sock that kind of looks like the tie.  "I feel like a broseph!  A tie? For girls!?  Wait. . RAVENCLAWESOME! Be-"

        "Because Ravenclaws wear blue ties.  Yada yada yo!" James interupted.

        "Your not helping my James Potter Theory, James."

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        "Miss Eris!?" Mrs Bruck said her hairy mole in my face, bringing me out of La La Land. "Please, tell me, when did America gain independence?"

        I rolled my eyes. "I learned this is like, first grade." I said, taking a deep breath i replied "Technically, 1783 when the war was over. In 1776 we only declared our independence.  By they way, England never officially recognized the USA before that, though hostilities ended with the surrender at Yorktown, which would not have occurred if the French fleet not prevented an English escape."  I leaned back in my chair smirking.  I'm a History Nerd! NERD HERD!  I did the Nerd Herd gesture and Lily, Ari, Delia, Xyris, Lottie and I screamed it out.

        Mrs. Bruck scowled.  How lovely?  "Bitch" Someone muttered.

        "Excuse me?" She asked.

        "Can you not hear?" I asked back. "Lexi said she had an itch."

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        "Sooo...I feel as if we havn't pranked in like, yonks!" I sighed stepping in line for lunch.

        "Yonks?" Lily asked.

        "It's like, centuries, a long period of time." Delia conformed from infront of me.  "OH PIZZA!" She sqeeled flipping her blue bangs.

        "Mon ami d'une chevelure de la meilleure couleur de crayon!"I exclaimed in French throwing back my head.

        "What?" Delia asked quite stupidly.

        "Something about hair and crayons. . ." Lily said confused.