cheesy pick up lines are my assthetic

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"You're gay too? Ayyyy gay buddies"

They fist-bumped and Phil made a cute small explosion sound affect at the end. Dan just thought that's fucking adorable and continued to be mesmerized by that ass. They had been talking for an hour since the Belgian fries incident, and now they were strolling around together.

"We have so much in common" Dan said. Phil nodded in response and smiled. They kept walking and talking and laughing and smiling. It was the first time Dan truly laughed in months.

"Hey, I don't know how to say this but" Phil paused and blushed. "I think you're really amazing and um... how do I say this... will you go on a date with me?"

Dan's eyes widened.

"I mean just for like one date or something I don't know. You're just really cool and cute and- oh! do I have to say a cheesy pick up line to get you to say yes?"

Dan told him to go for it and so he did. "Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection"

That's when Dan lost it.

Okay if anyone wants to ask me out they'd have to do it with a cheesy pick up line I'm not even kidding

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