Fyi I live in Switzerland so if you see that I'm really into this don't mind me
"WOOHOOO SWITZERLAND" Phil shouted at the top of his lungs.
He and Dan were standing atop a mountain in the Swiss alps. There was some snow but mostly flowers and fields and butterflies and Switzerland is mostly perfect, okay?
"Land of chocolate and cheese mmmm yes" Phil said. Dan laughed and told him that there was more. "Like what?" he asked.
"Um watches and old yodeling men I guess"
They both looked at each other and laughed, making it echo across the mountains. Some cows probably heard them but yeah that's about it.
"Hey, Dan?"
"Yeah?"
"How do cows solve math problems?"
"How?"
"By using a cowculator"
"I will push you off this mountain"
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When Life Gives You Lester
ספרות חובבים"I think it's time you go somewhere else, Dan. Find yourself. Discover yourself and all that bullshit. Dan, I want you to find meaning in life. I want you to travel the world and see the things worth living for. Trust me" Dan Howell is stressed, dep...
