Mental

Chapter Thirteen|Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

Phil

"Sugar, I'm not saying that you're crazy, or anything, but you're absolutely insane."

Sugar bounced up and down with excitement, "Come on, Phil it will be fun!" she coaxed.

Phil shook his head, "Look, I don't like your brother very much, but poisoning his lunch is a little to far, don't you think?"

"When you say it like that it sounds like we're trying to kill him! All we're going to do is put some of Sage's super strong sleeping pills in his lunch, so he passes out. Then we draw on his face! It will be funny!"

"But Sage's pills are really strong. They're designed for people with severe insomnia. Who knows how long he'll be out," Phil reasons.

"Phil, it's only sleep. All we are going to do is draw on his face. That's a stupid prank girls do at sleepovers with whoever fell asleep first! Nothing serious!"

"Alright, you got me. You're lucky I'm crazy too."

Sugar grins, "Yay! It's been forever since I've gotten to prank my older bro."

"But what if this prank causes him to lose his job?" Phil says, suddenly doubtful again.

"That means he spends less time with Dan," Sugar says grinning.

"Fine, I'm 100% in. Where do I sign up?"

"I fucking knew that would work!" Sugar laughs.

Phil crosses his arms, and smiles at her, "When did you become so evil?"

Sugar smirks, "What can I say? You're a bad influence."

***

It wasn't hard to get Sage to give up some of his drugs. He seemed almost relived to get rid of the some he had. He said they hadn't been working lately anyway, because Ren wouldn't let him sleep. She was really angry at him for some reason. Phil thought that he just might be the craziest one out of all of them.

Once they finally collected the pills was when they faced the hard part.

How exactly were they going to sneak pills into someone's lunch?

"Sugar, don't you think he'll notice the pills sticking out of his sandwich? I mean they're not exactly camouflage," Phil said.

Sugar smiled, "Don't even worry, Prince Phillip, I got it all planned out."

"Really? Okay, then how are we going to do this?"

"Big Toe Joe," Sugar said, grinning like the maniac she was.

"What the fuck is a Big Toe Joe?" Phil asked.

"Come on, I'll show you."

Sugar grabbed Phil's arm, and led him down into the commons area, jumping and skipping every second of the way. She was practically dragging him along as she took him to a table in the middle of the room where a guy sitting, and playing cards.

Phil's eyes widened at the size of him. He had a shaved head, and muscles that could crush Phil with a single squeeze. There were tattoos all over him, even on his tough looking face. Phil was scared just thinking about approaching this guy.

But Sugar put on her brightest smile, and skipped towards him happily.

"Hello, Joseph!" she squealed.

The massive man looked up at her, and surprisingly smiled brightly back, "Hello, Sugarcane."

Phil raised his eyebrows, and crossed his arms. What?