Mental

Chapter Thirty-Eight|Golden Days

Dan or Phil whatever

"Come on, Phil. You're going to love them," Dan assured as he dragged Phil to his group room.

"I bet I will, but they don't bite do they?" Phil asked, "Because I have to admit I have a kink for that."

"Shut up," Dan said, giggling slightly.

Phil smiled and let Dan take him down the corridor to the new therapy room he was doing group in. He sighed at the nostalgia of doing group with Dan. He missed it, but to be fair, Dr. Dun was actually pretty adorable when he first met them all together. He managed to take their wacky banter, so that was a good sign.

"Remember Phil," Dan warned as they stood outside of the door, "Don't mention dildos, bananas, the KKK, or The Queen."

"Wow, I love how all of those things have some relation to dicks," Phil says.

Dan gives him an odd look, "How does The Queen relate to dicks?"

Phil rolls his eyes, "Everything relates to dicks, Dan. Rule number one of the universe."

Dan just shakes his head, "Whatever, just don't trigger them all." And with that Dan opens up the door with a smile on his face.

"Hello-" he begins to greet.

But then his eyes scan over them and he sees that Bonnie's got Nim/Nigel in a headlock, and Frankie's sitting on the table in the corner of the room eating pudding. Argie is under the table with his knees to his chest trying to hide away from all the yelling Bonnie and Nim/Nigel are doing.

"This is why your boyfriend left you!" Nim shouts, "Your face looks like a porcupine had sex with a bullfrog and stuck a train up it's ass!"

Dan guesses that it's Nim speaking from the behavior and voice.

"Shove it, Nim! Your face looks like a dead fish was double teamed by a zombie and a dalek!" Bonnie shouted as a comeback. She started to squeeze Nim's head until it was purple and he was thrashing out. He could barely choke out a, "Bitch!"

Dan suddenly moves out of his place of shock and quickly tried to separate them, "Alright, Alright, cut it out, you two!" He demands pushing Bonnie off of Nim.

Nim fell over in an exaggerated gasp, laying out on the floor trying to catch his breath. Frankie was choking on her pudding in laughter, and Phil stood at the door with his arms crossed and eyebrows raised.

"Why can't I leave you guys alone for two minutes!" Dan shouted frustratedly.

Bonnie flailed her arms out defensively, "I tried to be good to impress our guest as you asked, but Nim tried to tell me that, 'He gets more pussy than a cat lady, and that I wish I was as attractive as him' when he actually looks like he gets off to gay child porn!"

Nim coughed out on the floor, "That was right after she insulted the size of my penis, mind you! She started it!"

Before Bonnie could protest, Frankie threw her empty pudding cup from across the room so it hit Nim on the forehead. "Ow!" He exclaims angrily, "What the hell was that for?"

Frankie just shrugged, "Fun."

Bonnie laughed, and Dan took a deep breath, "Please," he said, "Can you all get inside your chairs, so we can just talk?Please?"

Maybe they heard the begging in his voice, or maybe their legs were just tired, but they all shifted over to their seats, Argie sliding out from under the table, and sitting in his chair in the corner.

Phil still stood in the doorframe, leaned against it and watching the whole scenario amusedly. Dan looked to him and sighed, making Phil laugh.

"Come on, Phil," Dan called, "I think I can introduce you now."