Drunk England

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<Drunk England is online>
<Italy is online>

England: I coulda just told him... But stupid Francey ruined everything!

Italy: *pats shoulder* There there Mr. England! It will be a-ok!

England: *clings onto Italy* Am I catholic or Protestant? Dear god I don't know

Italy: Uh.. Protestant?

England: NO YOU BLOODY GIT IM CATHOLIC

Italy: I'm sorrrrry!

England: someday, I'm just going to fly away and live in a land of rainbows and joy and love and joyness

Italy: But Mr England, you can't fly

England: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO IM THE UNITED BLOODY KINGDOM

Italy: *hides* Okie

<Germany is online>

Germany: Is he okay?

England: IMA AVOCADO

Italy: No.

<America is online>

America: Heyyy dudes.. Oh hi Arthur..

England: *clings onto @America*
I've loved you. I've always loved you. You mean the world to me and I just want to protect you. Your so busy being you that you never notice how rare and lovely it feels to have you next to me.
I love you, Alfie. I'm ^hic^ completely sober.

America: IM STRAIGHT

England: Well... I DECLARE WAR ON YOUR COUNTRY

<England & America are offline>

Italy: This can't be a-good

Germany: You can say that again.

Italy: This can't be a-good

Germany: *face palm* figure of speech..

<Chat room is empty>

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