On A Scale to America

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Prussia: Hey hey Hungary on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?

Hungary: OMIGOD PRUSSIA NO YOUR SO STUPID BURN IN HELL YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US I HOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE OR SOMETHING GO PULL A SHERLOCK IF YOU KEEP BEING AN IDIOT I'LL BEAT YA WITH A FLAMING RAKE AND PUT YOU IN A SMALL GLASS BOX THAT PLAYS DUBSTEP JUSTIN BEIBER REMIXES AND THEN SHOVE YOU INTO A PORTAL THAT LEADS INTO DEEP SPACE WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM UGLY PEOPLE SIT NEXT TO YOU TO HELP THEIR SELF ESTEEM YOUR NOT EVEN A COUNTRY YOU DOBT EVEN GO HERE UGH YOU SICKEN ME EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK IT LOWERS THE IQ OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE JUSTIN BEIBER IS YOUR MOTHER JUST GO DIE AND BURN IN THE 5TH RING OF HELLFIRE BE AFRAAAAAAID SEXIST PIG

Prussia: Hungary...y-you are a badass women. I fear you.

Hungary: DAMN RIGHT NOW CLEAR OFF BEFORE YOU GET A WOMANLY SLAP FROM MY MANLY FRYING PAN

Prussia: ma'am yes ma'am !

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