Hetalia Chat Room

Cereal and Unicorns

<England is online>

England: I'm bored and nobody loves me. *cereal catches fire* DAMN IT

England: DAMN YOU FREAKIN CEREAL NOBODY LOVES YOU

England: YOUR JUST SOME STUPID BOWL OF CEREAL THAT CAN SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

England: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?

England: SCREW YOU.
SCREW YOUR FAMILY.
SCREW THE WRITER FOR GIVING ME SO MUCH ANGST.
SCREW HER AGAIN FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.
SCREW WHATEVER LOGIC CAUSED A BOWL OF FREAKIN CEREAL TO CATCH FIRE.

England: DAMN CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.

<France is online>

France: England.. Why are you screaming at burning cereal

England: *sobs* I don't bloody know..
Waaaaaaaahhhh

France: there there. I was going to propose we become an alliance

England: really?

France: I know we've had differences In the past, but I think we should work together now!

England: Alright then.

France: I brought wine to celebrate!!

England: What if I had said no?

France: Then id make you drunk enough to say yes.. *poker face*

England: ugh.. Poor me a glass..

-the next day-

England: *moans* I'm never going to drink again.. WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE MY CLOTHES?? FRANCE WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOUR CLOTHES..

France: They're over here.

England: Put them on. Now.

France: ohohohohohon if you insist.

England: What happened last night..

France: I do have one video on my phone. Ohohohon~

England: LET. ME. SEE. IT.

England drove drunkenly into the McDonalds drive through and ordered a vanilla cone. The lady opened the window and handed him the ice cream.
"Do ya believe in unicorns?", England slurred. France giggled in the background.
"Uhhh...", the drive through worker asked hesitantly.
England smashed the ice cream cone into his forehead while screaming
"UNICORNS ARE REAAAAL"


England: Welp. Every scrap of dignity I once had is now gone...

France: IMDYINGDEARLAWDHELPME

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Eh, sorry for adding the italics part. I just wasn't sure how to explain what was in the video.