America is a Fattie

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<America is online>

America: Sometimes I wonder why I'm so fat..

America: *eats 5 tacos*

America: *eats 47 gallons of hamburgers*

America: *eats entire family*

America: Ah. That's why.

America: *opens pizza box*

America: *Snoop Dog voice* Greetings loved ones.

<America is offline>

If ya don't know what I'm talking about, go listen to California Girls by Katy Perry.

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