Russia Likes Warm Hugs

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<Everyone is online>

Russia: Hallo! I'm Russia and I like warm hugs!

America: uhhhh that's nice!
*trembles in fear*

Russia: *sings*
Oh the bees'll buzz and kids will blow dandelion fuzz and I'll be doing whatever Russians do in suuuummmeeer

England: Hold me.. I'm scared

Russia: *still singing*
Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle........but put me in summer and I'll be a happy Russia!

Italy: But mr Russia..

France: ITALY SHUT IT

Russia:
*looks off into distance*
Oh the sky will be blue...
And you guys will be there to!

Germany: *bursts into tears*

Russia: And i'll be doing whatever frozen things d-

Canada: But.. Mr. Russia? Snow melts in summer..

Russia: *brutally murders Canada*
INNNN SUMMMMMMEEEEERRRR

<Russia is offline>
<The chatroom is empty>





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