Yodeling Insults

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<Prussia is online>

Prussia: Some days, if you listen very carefully, you can hear Austria and Switzerland yodeling insults at each other across the alps.

<Hungary is online>

Hungary: Or arguing about who got a better deal on toilet paper prices...

<Switzerland is online>
<Austria is online>

Switzerland: HAHA I SAVED 2 DOLLARS ON TOILET PAPER WHAT DID YOU SAVE AUSTRIA NOT YOUR MARRIAGES THATS FOR SURE

Austria: AT LEAST IVE BEEN IN RELATIONSHIPS. WHO DO YOU HAVE? YOUR ADOPTED SISTER.

Switzerland: I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MA NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SO HELP ME PRUSSIA HOLD MY EARRINGS GURL THIS GONNA GET UGLY

Austria: Mmmmmhmmm? You think you can take on this? Wanna go?

Hungary: Oh please you two *whacks everyone with her mass destruction weapon aka the frying pan* SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN

All: Yes ma'am

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