Brotherly Bonding

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Per request, a big brother France and Chibi England

<France is online>
<ChibiEngland is online>

France: Alright, Little brother, today I will teach you how to pick up chicks.

ChibiEngland: I'm not your brother

France: Do you want to learn or not?

ChibiEngland: Fine

France: Observe

France: *walks over*

France: *picks up, literally, a random girl he paid off earlier*

France: Now you try.

ChibiEngland: Is that reaaaallly how you get girls to like you?

France: *snicker snicker* Yes.

ChibiEngland: Okay, then. But who should I....?

France: *points to a passing Hungary* How about that one? *snicker*

<Hungary is online>

England: *tries to pick up Hungary*

Hungary: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING *unleashes hellfire upon Igwad*

<Everyone is offline>

<America is online>
<Canada is online>

America: And that is the story of how England died.

Canada: If England died a loooong time ago, how are you here??

America: I dunno broski I guess it's just the power of Americ- *disappears*

Canada: Welp then

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