<England is online>
<Random guy is online>
England: Excuse me, sir. I was wondering if you knew the current location of a boy named Peter Kirkland?
Random Guy: Oh yeah, everyone knows him, he's at the club down town.
England: *cough* The club??
Random Guy: Yeah...
England: Oh dear lord
<Random Guy is offline>
<Sealand is online>
England: Sealand? Where are you and why the hell are you at a club?!?
Sealand: *dance dance dance*
England: OH MY GOD GET DOWN FROM THAT POLE THIS INSTANCE YOUNG MAN!!!!!!
Sealand: MOM SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED SO I BECAME A STRIPPER.
England: YOU DONT HAVE A MOM. GET DOWN HERE AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON OR I WILL DESTROY ALL YOUR POKEMON CARDS.
Sealand: you wouldn't >.>
England: oh yes I would <.<
Sealand: *slides down pole* Fine. Why are you even here, Jerkland face?
England: Respect me. I'm you father. And I just wanted to check on you and make sure where your loyalties lie during the coming war.
Sealand: Screw you. I'm on mommys side now.
England: You don't have a mom.
<America is online>
America: *puts arm around Sealand* Hells yeah he does.
England: Oh it's you.. What are you wearing??
America: This awesome shirt that says number one son with a picture of Sealand on it. We've got matching ones.
Sealand: *slips on shirt that has Americas face on it with the words Number one Mom*
England: You sicken me...
America: So Sealand.. Did you make any money today?
Sealand: Yes mum! I made a bunch of dollars!
America: yay!!
England: YOUR ENCOURAGING OUR SON TO BE A STRIPPER?!?!?!?
America: FREEDOM OF CHOICE.
Sealand: *crawls back up pole*
England: GET DOWN.
Sealand: NEVEEEEER
England: How dare you speak to me that way!!!!!
Sealand: *swings around the pole*
I DO WHAT I WANT
America: FREEDOM OF SPEECH *eagles soar in the background while fire works erupt*
England: Fine. Have fun being a stripper. Your dead to me. AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOODY RULES AMERICA
<England is offline>
Sealand: Hey mom a strange man gave me a cookie and I ate it and now I feel fuuuuunnnnnnnyyyy
America: Good for you
<Chatroom is empty>
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