Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

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<Romano is online>

Romano: When I was 9, I discovered Shrek

Romano: I had all the merchandise, everything

Romano: And every night, I would pray to Shrek

Romano: "Shrek is love", I say

Romano: "Shrek is life", I say

Romano: Spain comes in and calls me a faggot

Romano: I call him a bastard

Romano: He smacks me

Romano: I am lying on the bed, crying now

Romano: Suddenly, a warmth fills the room

Romano: It is Shrek!

Romano: I am so happy

Romano: My body is ready

Romano: I want to please Shrek

Romano: Spain walks in on Shrek and I

Romano: Shrek says to him "It's all ogre now."

Romano: Shrek flies out of my window

Romano: It's not ogre

Romano: It's never ogre

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< Italy is online>
<Germany is online>

Italy: AND THATS HOW I WAS BORN!

Germany: what

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Shrek
Is
Love.

Shrek
Is
Life.

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