Hetalia Chat Room

Italy's Therapy

<Italy is online>
<Romano is online>
<Therapist is online>

Therapist: Alright let's talk about your brother.

Romano: there's something very, very wrong with him.

Therapist: What do you mean?

Romano: I'll show you...

Romano: BROTHER STOP

Italy: But Romano! It's art!
*continues gluing Cheetos to the cat*

Therapist: Okay now Italy, I'm going to ask you a few questions.

Italy: okie

Therapist: How are you feeling today?

Italy: Like I'm walking on sunshine!

Therapist: Do you have any religious beliefs?

Italy: I believe we are all controlled by potatoes that plot our every move

Therapist: Well.. That's nice-

Italy: ALL HAIL THE CONTROLLING POTATOES

Therapist: So.. What do you like to do in your free time?

Italy: I like to read

Romano: *chokes* since when

Italy: did you know that books are just tattooed dead trees?

Therapist: Er- no I did not.

Italy: Did you know that the human body has exactly enough bones to make a skeleton?

Therapist: it's been nice meeting you. The two of you are such err lovely boys!

<Therapist is offline>

Ahahahaha it's getting late and I'm going INSANE

THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN SANITY AND INSANITY

IM PLAYING JUMP ROPE WITH THAT LINE