{The war is in full swing with the sides of France and England vs. America and the micronations. The match is pretty equal due to number of the micronations and the fact that France is only participating to try to get England and America together.}
<England is online>
<France is online>
England: Alrighty let's discuss our sides secrety secrets in this unprotected room with a fairly convenient ventilation shaft over head in case any one wants to listen in.
France: What's the worst that could happen?
England: *secrets secrets secrets* Americas a fattie *secrets secrets secrets*
France: *secrets secrets secrets* But-you-to-would-make-such-a-cute-couple-no-I'm-not-implying-anything
<America is online>
America: *falls out of air vent*
America: *poker face*
America: Hello ladies....
England: AMERICA
America: Yes.. It is I *heroic pose* And I have one question for you, Iggwad.
England: Make it quick before your utter demise begins.
America: Why didn't the old man have any friends?
England: >.> Why?
America: *jumps out window and shimmies down the drain pipe and then disappears into the sunset*
BECAUSE HE WAS BRITISH
France: *dramatically poses like the anguished inner woman we all know he is* CANT YOU SEE YOUR BREAKING THIS OTP APART
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Hetalia Chat Room
RandomWhat happens when the countries have a online chat room? Bad stuff.. Really really bad stuff. /////copy right to Maurieller, give credit for any content taken\\\\\\
