Hetalia Chat Room

The Writer is on Crack

<Fem!Prussia is online>

Fem!Prussia: *bursts through Berlin Wall*

Fem!Prussia: WEEEEEST!! I SHAVED MY LEEEEEGS!! FEEEEEL THEM

<Austria is online>
<Germany is online>

Austria: Wowza Prussia you make a hawt girl I'm totally ditching Hungary for you

Germany: NO THATS MY SISTER SHE CANT MAKE YOU PANCAKES

<England is online>
<Flying Mint Bunny is online>

England: Flying mint bunny army ! ATTACK

Flying Mint Bunny: FEEEEEL MY WRATH

Germany: Ze hell?

Fem!Prussia: FEEEEEEL ZE LEGS
*crawls across ground*
feeeeeeel theeeeem

Austria: THE WRITER IS ON CRACK

England: *sobs* Noooooooooo

Germany: We will all dieeeee

Writer: *shoots Flying Mint Bunny*
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Flying Mint Bunny: *cough dying cough*

England: Flying Mint Bunny! Don't die! I've always loved you and you were always here for me! DONT DIE PLEASE

Flying Mint Bunny: *dead* +_+

England: *sobs* NOOOOO

England: Writer.. I've had enough of you! THIS IS WAR

Fem!Prussia: My legs are smooth.

Germany: PRUSSIA SHUT UP-oh they are!

Writer: Iggy. Hun. I'd like to see you try.

England: *beats Writer with a flaming rake*

Writer: *dead*

Austria: Hold the duck up. If she's dead.. How do we exist?

England: Hm.

Germany: BANANAS

Fem!Prussia: Well Then.

All of Time and Space: *explodes*

<The Chatroom is empty>

<Prussia is online>
<Germany is online>

Prussia: I just had the weirdest dream..

Germany: This is why you're not allowed to be on tumblr before bed.




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