America, Back From the Dead to let Y'all Fuckers Know What's Good

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<America is Online>


America: wowie wow wow haven't been around here in awhile

America: almost forgot how to use this gosh diddly darn thing

America: things have just been really, really difficult lately what with, u know

the 2016 presidential debate


America: which reminds me


America: I've come back to let yall fuckers know whats good

America: and what's not good


America: like how the fact a FLIP FLUCKING SERIAL KILLER IS BEING ALLOWED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT


America *hears a sound* oh, oh no he's coming


America: PEOPLE OF THE WORLD TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER NOTHING IS SAFE-


<America has been forcibly removed offline>

<what will happen next, who knows........>

muah

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