Crabby Karkat (Karkat X Reader)

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KARKATS POV

~Three weeks later~

I was playing video games with (Y/N), when she started complaining.
"Karkat, I want ice cream sandwiches."

"Why? We just ordered a pizza."
"I don't want pizza! I want ice cream sandwiches."

I give her a funny look.
"I'll make some later, let's wait for the pizza."
She stops talking after that.

When the pizza gets here, I immediately start eating. She doesn't want anything, though.

I just shrug and keep eating.
"There's some ice cream in the freezer, if you want that."
"No! they're not ice cream sandwiches!"

Is she mad at me or something?
"What, did I do something wrong?" I ask.
"No, I'm sorry. I'm just hungry." She says sadly.

"I can get some ice cream sandwiches, if you want some that much." I tell her, hoping she'll stop getting so upset.

"No, you don't have to. I don't even know why I want them." I explain.
We continue playing video games for about an hour, then she goes home.
Well, that was weird. (Y/N) can be strange sometimes.
Whatever, I guess it doesn't matter. I'm going to go take a nap.

~The next day~

I'm sitting on my bed. I don't really have much to do, and (Y/N) is at home because she didn't feel good.
Then, I hear the door open downstairs. (Y/N) is the only one who can get in other than me, so I guess she was feeling better.

"KARKAT! COME DOWNSTAIRS, RIGHT NOW!" A furious (Y/N) shrieks from the bottom of the stairs.
This isn't good.

"Hey, (Y/N). What's wrong?" I ask innocently.
"DONT YOU ACT ALL INNOCENT, THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" She glares.
"Well, what did I do?" I ask.

"I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY!" She screams at me.