I just finished an essay that was due Friday (today is the Tuesday after), meaning that no matter how good it was, it can only be a maximum of 80.
Here were my requirements:
- Any topic
- 5 paragraphs
- MLA Format
- Argumentative Essay
- Some form of counterargument
Me: So easy, right guys? I have all the freedom in the world.
Me: Let's pick,,, negative effects of tattoos?
Friend: can i take that topic
Me: Sure. Let's pick,,, um,,, make declawing illegal?
Me: *looks up counterargument*
Me: they're too educated 4 me :(
Me: I WILL CHANGE MY TOPIC TO KEEPING MARIJUANA ILLEGAL
Friend 1: no
Friend 2: no
Friend 3: no
Me: I want to change it
Parent 1: Keep it; you've already changed it 3 times and it's almost due
Me: k
Me:
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