Me: Joe
Joe
When are we getting dinner
Joe: Oh -- dinner's been here
Me: ... for how long
Joe: Like an hour
Me: When were you going to tell me
Joe: Your fault for never coming out
Me: Did you remember to feed Peter
Joe: No
Me: Hnngh
*walks into kitchen*
Joe's Friend: Uh, Peter ate the rest of the pizza
Me: *sees empty pizza box*
...
*ATTITUDE ACTIVATE*
Well, at least Peter got to eat.
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Pages of Unexpectedness
Random*PREVIOUSLY Temporary Art Book* Hola! Mi nombre es Liz! Just kidding, I speak English, though I am currently learning Spanish. This is my Page of Unexpectedness! I was well-inspired by my most beautiful friends, @TheNightOcelot, @Captain_Snuggawumps...
