I don't actually have a STEAM account nor online money so I haven't LITERALLY played it, but I recently discovered Hatoful Boyfriend, a pigeon dating simulator, and man, am I in love.
Keep in mind I've only watched the Shuu route and about 65% of the Anghel route, but so far, Shuu is my favorite by far. I'd tell you guys the ending, but it has major spoilers and a HUGE amount of drama entailed. I was sickeningly pleased with its dark twist.
PIGEON DATING SIMULATOR. That's all you need to know. You're the only human in the most famous bird high school in Japan, and even perhaps the world, in an experiment to see if humans can blend properly with birds after... *eyes go dark* t h e w a r . REALLY shockingly, absolutely no bird seems to be racist at all and treats you completely normally, never addressing the fact that you are probably the first human they've ever seen.
After I watch the Anghel route, I will try out the rich-upstuck-pigeon route (I forgot his name).
So far, here are the pigeon boyfriend options I've heard of so far:
- Best friend pigeon and basically is your sidekick (maybe wingman, heheheheh) (think his name is Ryouta?)
- Upstuck, rich boi pigeon ("peasants!")
- Narcoleptic teacher pigeon who's super chill and falls asleep randomly
- Literal pigeon, has a birdbrain and acts like an actual real life pigeon (unlike the other birds who talk, he just coos), obsessed with sports and pudding, seems to be the fandom's favorite
- Popular preppy flirty pigeon who's rich boi's pigeon brother
- Extremely quiet and shy library pigeon
- Mad doctor pigeon (Shuu, my personal favorite... <3), cold and pretty sadistic
- Prophetic legend pigeon, speaking constantly about demons and endtimes (Anghel, whose walkthrough I'm watching right now)
After I try rich boi route, I don't know whether I'd want to target the super quiet and antisocial book bird or if I want to hit up the cutie pigeon who's always falling asleep midsentence.
I am now attracted to birds. Help.
(I am joking. Bestiality is a no-no.)
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