Okay. I know I was just talking about my cats.
But seriously. This little fucker woke me up at six in the morning, after not letting me sleep very well last night.
He's seriously a spawn of Satan.
He even went with me into the bathroom and hid under my legs as I peed. Because he doesn't like he tub.
Now he's scooping food out of his food dish to eat it. Like he does this all the time. He scoops piles of food onto the floor. Then he plays with it. And eats it.
We had to take the rug out of our room because he would shove his food under it and we'd crush it when we walked.
What the heck?! Does anyone else have a cat who does this?!
And! He likes to scoop food into the water bowl. Wait for it to get a little soft, then scoop it out and eat it off his paw. He likes his food to get soft but he hates soft food??????? What? How does that make sense???
To drink water half the time, he dips his paw into the water bowl and licks it off. Like. Just drink like a normal cat? I don't understand?
Where did you even learn this, Kili? I don't know dudes.
He doesn't even use the scratching post. Doesn't understand it. But he scratches all our furniture, bags, books, and walks. STOP PLEASE YOU'RE KILLING ME.
On a side note. I found a pic of him as a little one.
The one in the back is his sister. Butwasn't he so freaking adorable???? Omg. I have moreee.
HE WAS SO TINY OMG I CAN'T
Oh god. This was like two days after he was born. GUYS. He's over a year old now
And here's a picture of the time I put a scarf on Kitty 😂😂😂😂
THE SASS IS REAL.
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