The Maze Runner Preferences

You Tease Him

Gally:

Gally was tall. Very tall. You'd think he would've considered that when he helped make some of the buildings around the Glade. But, Gally being Gally didn't think to plan ahead.
So, he'd built the ceilings too low. And the door frames. Basically, he'd built them so they were comfortable for everyone but himself.
And you found it hilarious.

"Hey, Gally! I didn't know you were a hunchback!"
"Go away, Y/N."

"You should try standing up for yourself for once, Gal."
"Leave me alone, you slinthead."

"Hey, Gally, why don't you pick on someone your own size? Oh wait, you're the only freakishly tall giant here!"
"Slim it, shank, or I'll make Alby banish you."
"You can do whatever you like, Gally. None of it is going to make you shorter."

Minho:

Minho had a secret. A secret that only you and him knew about. The reason his hair was so perfect wasn't down to luck, or genetics;

It was down to Griever slime.

The slinthead used it as gel.

You'd come across him scooping it up into a container one day in the maze and, while he made you promise to keep it a secret, you refused to forget the incident altogether. Instead, you found little ways to drop it into conversation, without drawing too much suspicion from the others.

"I think we just need to gel more as a group. What do you think, Minho?"
you'd asked, during one Gathering.

"Well this is a bit of a hairy situation, right, Minho?"

"We need more animals here. Like moose. We need moose. Any other suggestions, Minho? I would also be open to the creators sending up rabbits. Or better yet, hares."

Basically, from that day forth, Minho hated you.

But, hey, at least you hadn't started calling him 'Minfro' yet.

Newt:

"Bloody hell, Y/N! Leave me alone!"

You'd been following Newt around the Glade for hours now, in the mood to stir up trouble.

"But, Newt, I bloody love you. You're the best bloody shank in this bloody place!"

Newt turned around to stare at you in disbelief.

"'Bloody shank'? I never say that!"

"You just bloody did."

Newt opened his mouth to say more but thought the better of it, knowing it would just encourage you.

"I just want a bloody kiss," you said, continuing the act.

"A bloody kiss?"

"Well, not a bloody kiss. That's disgusting! Bloody disgusting."

Newt smirked, "Well, if you drop the bloody act, I might just give you one."

So you did. And you got what you wanted.

Of course, you had to continue the game the second you pulled away.

"Well, that was bloody lovely."

Newt groaned, stomped away, and refused to talk to you for the rest of the day.

Bloody slinthead.

Thomas:

Teasing Thomas was easy. All you had to do was squeeze through a small gap or run really fast for no apparent reason. Alternatively, you could stare really intensely into space as if you were deep in thought. All were excellent ways to tease the guy.

However, your efforts were short-lived, and you learnt very quickly that imitating Thomas could only be done to a certain extent.

"Hey, Thomas, beat this!" you yelled one day, before attempting to squeeze through the bars of the Slammer.
This resulted in immediate regret, as you then became very stuck, and a full-scale rescue effort, led by Gally and Newt, had to take place in order to free you.

Thomas wanted no role in the rescue, claiming that, if it were him, he would've made it through.

And, to be honest, you couldn't disagree with that.