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Mettaton: Welcome beauties and gentle beauties!

Markiplier: Hello everybody my name is Markiplier!

Mettaton: //stops, looks at Mark//

Markiplier: //talking about game//

Mettaton: .. //goes to him, pokes his shoulder// Excuse me, sorry to interupt your video with my beauty but I couldn't help but notice your luxorius and silky voice.

Markiplier: //looks at him, then his legs// I can't help but.. notice those.. legs..

Mettaton: //smiles// Wanna make a deal?

Markiplier: Does Wilford warfstache?

Mettaton: What?

//5 hours later//

Mettaton: //in Mark's voice// Hello, beauties and gentle beauties~ //ratings go up//

Markiplier: And as always, I'm not wearing pants! //puts Mettaton's legs on desk, rubbing them with innocent dorky smile, boners go up//

Sans: B-b-b-boner cast! (I think?)

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