Mettaton: Welcome beauties and gentle beauties!
Markiplier: Hello everybody my name is Markiplier!
Mettaton: //stops, looks at Mark//
Markiplier: //talking about game//
Mettaton: .. //goes to him, pokes his shoulder// Excuse me, sorry to interupt your video with my beauty but I couldn't help but notice your luxorius and silky voice.
Markiplier: //looks at him, then his legs// I can't help but.. notice those.. legs..
Mettaton: //smiles// Wanna make a deal?
Markiplier: Does Wilford warfstache?
Mettaton: What?
//5 hours later//
Mettaton: //in Mark's voice// Hello, beauties and gentle beauties~ //ratings go up//
Markiplier: And as always, I'm not wearing pants! //puts Mettaton's legs on desk, rubbing them with innocent dorky smile, boners go up//
Sans: B-b-b-boner cast! (I think?)