Toriel: Asgore, we are no longer together.
Asgore: //at her front door, holding chocolates and flowers// But Tori-
Toriel: Do not "Tori" me. But, as for the flowers and chocolates..
Asgore: You can have them, my sweet!
Toriel: //takes them// Why, thank you- //scribbles out "From Asgore", writes "From Sans"// bone daddy~
Sans: //behind her, grins at Asgore//
Asgore: ;-;
Alternate:
Toriel: //writes "From Sans// Bone daddy~
Asgore: It burns, burns, burns.. it's like fire oh my god. //realizes cloak is on fire// That's probably why. Well, have a good day, Tori
//leaves//
Sans: //behind her// Jeez, Tori, you never told me he has such a hot ass
Toriel: That's one of the reasons I married him in the first place
Sans: //looks up at her// What were the others?
Toriel: Let's just say his castle isn't the only big thing he has to offer.
Sans: //dumbfounded// Uh..
Toriel: He's got quite the courtyard, too!
Sans: //smiles// Ooooh
Toriel: And dick
Sans: What
Toriel: //walked back inside// Sans, would you like to help me bake a pie?
Sans: Uhhhhh..
