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*You wearily approach a monster-designed bowl atop a pedestal in the Ruins.
*You look inside and are surprised to see Trojan brand condoms.
*You look around quickly before grabbing a few and shoving them in your pocket.
*Sans appears behind you, grinning.
*you dirty sinner.
*Papyrus appears next to him as you whip around in shock, staring at them with wide eyes.
NYEH HEH!! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL US, HUMAN?! OF COURSE NOT!! NOW, TREMBLE IN PLEASURE AT MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!
*Papyrus braces his hands on his hips and thrusts his pelvis forward dramatically.
*At first, you are apprehensive to look, but do when you hear Sans quietly exclaim in laughter.
*You cant help but smile at the same thing.
WHAT IS SO FUNNY, BROTHER?!
*Papyrus asks defiantly.
*bro, look
*Papyrus looks down and shouts in anger.
SANS, IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID JOKES?! DO O REALLY HAVE TO LOOK FOR IT "IN THERE", AGAIN?!
*Sans bursts out laughing and shakes his head, pointing towards the ground a little ways away.
*You and Papyrus look at the same time to see an annoying dog chewing on something purple that you don't recognize.
*Papyrus, on the other hand, hollers in outrage.
NYEH!! STUPID DOG!! GIVE ME MY DILDO BACK!!
*You watch in amusement and confusion as Papyrus chases the dog away, yelling to drop the strange object.
