Christmas Cookies

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Chara: Sans Sans! I made a gingerbread monster of you!

Sans: Say what now?

Chara: //shows him crappy cookie of him// See?

Sans: Well, isn't that nice. Guess even the meanest, worst, most terrible human can be generous  on Christmas

Chara: //giggles// Of course!
//bites off cookie's head, chewing slowly with evil grin// Mm.. taste like death.

Sans: ... //kills her//

Toriel: Sans!

Sans: //shrugs// What? That's just how the cookie crumbles!

Toriel: //laughs// Okay fine

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